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i sleep so much better when my boyfriend’s next to me with his arms wrapped around me ugh can...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:17:06 -0400

i sleep so much better when my boyfriend’s next to me with his arms wrapped around me ugh can i have that 4vr :-(

woodythedog: Happy 6th birthday to me.

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:57:58 -0400

woodythedog:

Happy 6th birthday to me.

52hearts: Tamimi Giraffe Manor in Nairobi, Kenya “Giraffe Manor...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:50:29 -0400

52hearts:

Tamimi Giraffe Manor in Nairobi, Kenya

“Giraffe Manor offers you an unparalleled experience of the giraffes, with them vying for your attention at the breakfast table, the front door and even your bedroom window.”

(Photos from here and here)

kristingrey: farrahfuckingflawless: omnipercipient: As...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:26:15 -0400

kristingrey:

farrahfuckingflawless:

omnipercipient:

As requested, lobe nudity

impressive

Sweet Baby Jesus! Those are some sexy fat lobes!!!

blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:26:00 -0400

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:55:38 -0400

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:54:58 -0400

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

“Elephants have been known to die of broken hearts if a mate...

Tue, 14 May 2013 06:37:33 -0400

“Elephants have been known to die of broken hearts if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding tears until they starve to death. They refuse all human help.”

ghostlystoner: ashleeyworld: Why is there a skinny bitch...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:10:39 -0400

ghostlystoner:

ashleeyworld:

Why is there a skinny bitch their?
Like she isn’t even fat

“skinny bitch” speaking…

I took this photo because I have an eating disorder. morning, afternoon, night, I was weighing myself. the number that popped up decided my mood, and in my mind it decided my worth. really, I’ve since realised, weight had nothing to do with my mental state (or, more likely, the dangerously low weight was making it worse).

I really despise this comment, it suggests that “skinny bitches” cannot feel insecure, or be obsessed with their weight. it suggests that my lack of body fat somehow makes my feelings less valid.

however, it also suggests the opposite: that someone with a higher amount of body fat would have a problem with their body, and that this is okay. as if it should make sense that a fat person hate or harm themselves. I resent that, as well.

fat, skinny, or anywhere in between, no one should feel like I did when I took this. fat, skinny, or in between, everyone can feel insecure and it’s all valid. fat, skinny, or in between, everyone can monitor their weight in a healthy way. weight shouldn’t matter.

thebestratio: chazzthejazz: theamericankid: OK OK I’LL STAHP...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:19:27 -0400

thebestratio:

chazzthejazz:

theamericankid:

OK OK I’LL STAHP

I don’t usually reblog cats, but look at the change of hear at the end.

“Why I oughta use these claws of death and just….oh, nevermind.”

The different comments on these keep getting me

super-wholock-avengers: thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: mindg...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:16:50 -0400

super-wholock-avengers:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

mindgames-and-logicpuzzles:

andernina:

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

perfect.

perfection or actual time travelers?

lilyycha: braydaaan: hes only seconds old and hes prepared for...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:16:35 -0400

lilyycha:

braydaaan:

hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world

live long and prosper little dude

LOL

"The nicest thing about feeling happy is that you think you’ll never be unhappy again."

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:08:29 -0400

“The nicest thing about feeling happy is that you think you’ll never be unhappy again.”

- Manuel Puig (via perfect)

psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:52:21 -0400

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:49:47 -0400

bvstvrdchild: Im a fucking beast with the hair dye.

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:14:25 -0400

bvstvrdchild:

Im a fucking beast with the hair dye.

superwizardmagic: Iron Man 3 and The Incredibles parallels -...

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:07:39 -0400

superwizardmagic:

Iron Man 3 and The Incredibles parallels - 1/?

SO GLAD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO REALIZED THIS

lydlamb83: nucl3arw3ss3l: My mom is so mean to me Wow

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:05:53 -0400

lydlamb83:

nucl3arw3ss3l:

My mom is so mean to me

Wow

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:05:06 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

Sun, 12 May 2013 06:46:39 -0400

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine